Just Do It Already!

"I don't think I can do it"

"Yes you can. I know you can its not hard."

"But its twelve feet of water and I can't even swim well. How do I get back up to the surface?"

"All you have to do is slide down the slide into the water, then paddle back up to the surface. Its really not bad at all."

"Yeah easy for you to say."

"Quit being a bitch, and just do it! I don't see what the big deal is. You can swim well enough to slide down a dumb slide. You not going to die."

"But I'm scared."

"Really? You're the one that wanted to do it in the first place, so why are you backing out? We all did it and survived."

"Yeah but, your big and muscular, and Dante's Dante, and Ryan's a lifeguard. No problem for you guys!"

"Wow. Do whatever you want I don't give a shit."

"Fine. I'm doing it. I'll go down the damn slide, but if I die I'm going to kill you!"

"I find that hard to believe, cause if you die then there's not much you can do to me. Plus I get free tuition!"

"Ha ha very funny. See you at the bottom."